How bra stores seem to think things work:

  1. Anything smaller than a C cup: Must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
  2. C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
  3. Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
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